Stieg Larsson is dead and Harry Potter's retired, so the book publishing industry has only one thing left up its sleeve: The Secret. Oh, wait, that was already published several years ago. Okay: a sequel to The Secret. More secret!
The Secret, of course, told you how to get rich, which is: write a book called The Secret and sell 19 million copies, to suckers. Since everyone already knows the secret now, why in the world would they go out and buy a sequel? Oh, that's right: because they are suckers. So get ready to stand in line at midnight tonight to purchase The Power, Rhonda Byrne's newest foolproof method to ensure that you—yes you!—are $12.93 poorer. Roll that promise, Rhonda!
"The Secret revealed the law of attraction. Now Rhonda Byrne reveals the greatest power in the universe — The Power to have anything you want."
Pretty simple, eh? For the low low price of $12.93, you can have anything you want. The first thing you can wish for is your $12.93 back! It's the bargain of a lifetime! But why wait until tomorrow? Here now, we reveal to you the exclusive way to "change your relationships, money, health, happiness, career, and your entire life" for only $12.93:
1. Invest the $12.93 in an index fund earning an average of 6% annually.
2. In ten years, you'll have $23.16.
3. Hey, that's $23.16 more than you would have had if you bought this book. What do you want, a miracle?