Insane Clown Posse: Tila's Beatdown Was Her Own Fault

The band gave Tila "fair warning" of her impending juggalo assault. Laurence Fishburne disowns his porn star daughter. Halle Berry would rather go naked. Tuesday gossip hedges its bets.

  • Tila Tequila's juggalo beatdown reaches its inevitable victim-blame phase: Insane Clown Posse says they gave Tila "fair warning" that their fans might assault her. "We told her about the rumor [that the juggalos would attack her] and she didn't care," said insane clown Violent J. "We paid her before the show and assured her that even if things got out of hand, she could keep the money if she had to leave the stage." Tila's treatment was "fucked up," he argued, but she wouldn't have gotten so fucked up if she's left the stage earlier. Meanwhile, Tila's post-juggalo media blitz includes interviews, photos of her breasts, and a paparazzi shoot at LAX upon her return from juggahell. [TMZ, E!, Radar, image via Splash]

  • According to Montana Fishburne, Laurence has officially disowned his porn star daughter. "I'm not going to speak to you until you turn your life around," he alleged told her in their first conversation since she became a porn star: "You embarrassed me. You used your last name. No one uses their real name in porn." He has a point: Her Vivid Entertainment debut advertises her as "an A-list daughter." When pornos advertise tertiary ties to male A-listers, it's usually because the star used to be his mistress. (See also: Woods, Tiger.) Montana has reinvented the A-list namedrop porno, which is is a little bit revolutionary! But mostly it's just gross. Do you really want us to thinking of your father when we watch you get railed from behind? [TMZ]

  • Within days of filing for bankruptcy to deal with $11 million of debt, Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice went on a $60,000 shopping spree. She bought furnishings, mostly. A few days before she filed for bankruptcy, Teresa made "$21,000 worth of furniture buys—and paid off a total of $11,000 of that." Bankruptcy: A great time to redecorate? [P6]

  • Jesse James and L.A. Ink star Kat Von D claim they are "just friends," but they're totally banging. [People, TMZ]

  • "If the world wouldn't persecute me, I'd take nude pictures every day of the week," says Halle Berry, who misunderstands what the world wants from her. [TorontoSun]

  • Sherri Shepard's divorce papers required her to disclose her income: For The View she makes $54,767 annually monthly, working 16-hour weeks. This breaks down to $855 an hour. [TMZ]

  • Snooki's new boyfriend: "I don't care about the cameras." Just the tabloid interview. [Radar]

  • Octomom wrote a book. "There is only one problem: no one wants to publish her book." You and everyone else, Nadya. [Radar]

  • Modern Family's Julie Bowen says Glee's Jane Lynch has the Emmy "locked up": "I love Jane Lynch. I think she's fantastic because there's no one like her. The rest of us are all trying to compete to be cute and funny and she's like, 'Fuck that. I'm just me and I'm awesome.'" An accurate assessment. [E!]

  • Ooh, here's a fun sighting: "Conan O'Brien and wife Liza Powell dining with Maury Povich and Connie Chung at Lattanzi on West 46th Street." I bet Connie is the type of conversationalist who deprecates her husband a lot. [P6]

  • Zsa Zsa Gabor received her last rites yesterday. Her publicist says she declined more surgery and has decided to spend her final days in her Bel Air home. May they be peaceful. [NYDN]