Let's say your wife's trying to walk out of the courthouse in peace after her appearance in a high-profile trial, but she can't shake the TV news cameramen. Solution: spray 'em down with "wasp and hornet spray." It really works!

The efficacy of this approach is clear in the video above. Sean Quail's wife Christy was in court, charged with receiving stolen beer from beer distributor employee Omar Thornton—who went on to shoot ten people at his workplace. Anyhow...we were going to say something about Sean Quail's impeccable aim, but now it seems tasteless. There's no denying he got rid of those Fox cameramen, though. Take that, fuckers!

Quail's now being held on several assault charges.
[Hartford Courant]