Shaq challenged Rachael Ray to a burger cook-off on his show, Shaq Vs. The daytime TV chef suggested a swordfish burger. Shaq exclaimed in disbelief, fearing she might be attempting to kill him via swordfish barb ingestion.

After using his cunning to deflect yet another assassination at the hands of Rachael Ray, the pair went for a stroll through a local market on the hunt for lettuce, tomatoes and American cheese. Like many people who have never been to a grocery store in their life, Mr. O' Neal had trouble identifying the vegetables he so desperately needed.