Shaq challenged Rachael Ray to a burger cook-off on his show, Shaq Vs. The daytime TV chef suggested a swordfish burger. Shaq exclaimed in disbelief, fearing she might be attempting to kill him via swordfish barb ingestion.

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After using his cunning to deflect yet another assassination at the hands of Rachael Ray, the pair went for a stroll through a local market on the hunt for lettuce, tomatoes and American cheese. Like many people who have never been to a grocery store in their life, Mr. O' Neal had trouble identifying the vegetables he so desperately needed.

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