Today we looked at how male spanx will destroy men, forever. All of you got chatting about gender dynamics and said interesting things, but one commenter swooped in and really turned the conversation on its head.
Look. I'm a fingerbanging mixed Asian soft butch dyke who leaves the house each morning picking hairs off my tongue, who shops online at Dickies, who ran a mugger down & drove my ballpoint pen upward til it hit bone in his goddamn left eye after he socked me and stole my computer bag in West Baltimore. Trust me. I'm more MAN than any dude could possibly want & more woman than any dude will EVER get.
So there! Ladies, she's single?