Iran 'Hours Away' From Having a Nuclear Weapon Power Plant!S

Iran, aided by Russian technicians, is about to open a nuclear reactor, to produce energy. Russia says it's implemented safeguards to ensure fuel can't be diverted for possible weapons programs. Still: Let's translate this into Drudge Report-ese, shall we?

If you're a well-trafficked Internet propagandist, then sure, maybe this non-controversial development—which is proceeding without American objections—could be interpreted as OMG Iran is going to nuke the shit out of us during happy hour!

Iran 'Hours Away' From Having a Nuclear Weapon Power Plant!S

MINUTES! NANOSECONDS!

[Top image via AP]