After running old episodes from its web series, Children's Hospital debuted all new material tonight, and cancer never had a chance.

When Children's Hospital first started airing on Cartoon Network, Rob Corddry's hospital show was actually rebroadcasting webisodes made for Tonight, the second season of the show began and promptly cured cancer.

While most people are excited about this medical breakthrough, some shadowy figure does not want Ken Marino's Dr. Glen Richie to finish his research.