Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete, 22, was crowned Miss Universe on Monday after correctly answering the Sphinx's riddle and selecting the true grail. The runner-up was Miss Jamaica Yendi Phillips, who was quietly executed after the show. Click for more pics.
Miss USA Rima Fakih didn't place in the Top 15, and will be subjected to congressional hearings and possible charges of treason next week. The second runner-up was Miss Australia, Jesinta Campbell, whose life was spared as a display of mercy by Pageant Overlord Donald Trump.
[Pics via AP]