Paris Hilton Cavorts Half-Naked After Surviving Home Invasion

After live-tweeting an attempted armed home invasion this morning, Paris Hilton wandered onto her mansion's balcony after a shower to unfurl her towel before the crowd of helicopters and paparazzi. Life returns to normal at the Fameball Barbie Dream House.

Here's a video clip from L.A. news station KTLA, in which a news anchor wonders why the hell he wasted all that time at J-school if he was just going to end up narrating Paris Hilton titty flicks, anyway.

Previously: Paris Hilton Live-Tweets Armed Home Invasion