Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

1. Tila Nguyen the nude model.
She seemed a bit more stable back then.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

2. Tila Nguyen the import model.
She seemed to be heading in the right direction.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

3. Tila Tequila the musician.
Her music is....different, I suppose.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

4. Tila Tequila the reality TV star.
Because we needed another reality TV starlet.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

5. Tila Tequila is straight.
That's cool.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

6. Tila Tequila is a lesbian.
That's cool, too.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

7. Tila Tequila is bi-sexual.
Okay, now you're just being greedy.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

8. Tila Tequila is having a baby.
I'm scared for that child. Even if it was plastic.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

9. Tila Tequila is not having a baby.
All is right with the world.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

10. Tila Tequila is crazy.
Tila X Gaga.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery


11. Tila Tequila is pelted with poop.
Nothing much to say there. It just doesn't happen everyday.

Tila Before the Tequila Gallery

And just for laughs, a picture of Tila Nguyen and myself circa 2003-2004.