Extending Toilet Paper For People Too Lazy to Reach

How lazy are Americans? So lazy we're in search of an easier way to wipe our butts. Meet the "Easy Reach Bathroom Tissue Holder." It adjusts the toilet paper to be closer to you.

OK, OK, this product is for "those with limited mobility or those in older homes." But I'll be damned if the guy who invented the toilet-side magazine racks doesn't grab this idea and run with it. Get your Easy Reach Bathroom Tissue Holder for the low price of $17.95 here. May your T.P. always be super-absorbent, and at your fingertips. [JWalk, FirstStreet]