If Lady Gaga Has Sex With Her Male Alter Ego, Does It Count As Masturbation?S

Remember when Lady Gaga posed as a man for Vogue Hommes Japan? Well, she is apparently really committing to this thing: The magazine has now come out, and it includes an interview with "Jo Calderone," who says he fucked her.

If Lady Gaga Has Sex With Her Male Alter Ego, Does It Count As Masturbation?

Everyone pretty much agrees at this point that Jo Calderone is Lady Gaga. Someone even made a GIF to prove it. Lady Gaga's lead stylist, Nicola Formichetti, has now posted Jo Calderone's photo spread and interview on his website, and it poses existential questions.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Palermo, Sicily

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE WHAT YOU DO / YOUR
OCCUPATION?

Mechanic for my dad's business. This is the first time I've had my picture taken.

WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO LADY GAGA?
I met her at a shoot Nick Knight was doing. She's fuckin beautiful, and funny, and interesting. I was a little nervous for Nick to start shooting. She said, "Don't be baby, you were born this way." I took her out after. The rest is private ;)

If Lady Gaga fucks her alter ego, does it count as masturbation? And, when your alter ego sex partner starts raving about your unsurpassed beauty to anyone who will listen, is it possible your masturbatory fame game has gone too far? [NicolaFormichetti]

Previously: It's Time for Lady Gaga to Go Away
Is This Lady Gaga or a Really Unfortunate Looking Man?