Today at Gawker.TV, Never invite Glenn Beck to a party, Stephen Colbert goes off on John McCain's flip-flopping ways, David Archuleta pops up on Tosh.0, and Drew Barrymore reveals the pet names she and Justin Long have for each other.
Drew Barrymore Reveals the "Porn Star Names" She and Justin Long Call Each Other
When Drew Barrymore and Justin Long first met, at a Playboy Halloween party no less, they decided to give each other ridiculous porno names. George Lopez decides to get his own sexy pseudonym, but sadly makes it decidedly tame.
Glenn Beck is The Worst Party Guest of All Time
Glenn Beck says a lot of crazy things, but that doesn't mean he's always gloomy! Once, he went to a friend's party and—oh, he ruined that, too. When it comes to party-time, Glenn turns into Debbie Downer.
Stephen Colbert Chronicles John McCain's Most Recent Loss of Integrity
In the most recent Republican primary, the Arizona Senator had to slightly adjust his positions (or flip them around completely) to match his more conservative opponent. Here, Stephen tells us how McCain won basically by beating himself.
Tosh.0's Web Redemption Culminates with David Archuleta's Head in a Box
Tosh.0 featured girls from a fan reaction video to David Archuleta's American Idol loss years ago. They were promised they'd meet the teen idol, but ended up being served his head in a box-just like in Seven.
Wipeout Contestant Competes Just to Embarrass His Girlfriend on TV
Common sense says that people don't go on national TV to embarrass themselves or their loved ones. They also don't volunteer to get smacked in the face either. Wipeout seems to be the exact opposite that.