Today we gave you some helpful tips on how to treat your assistant like a slave. Naturally this prompted lots of terrible assistant stories, including one that was extra insane. So insane that our allegiances shifted midway through the story.

Here was the beginning:

Haha, ewww, do tell some more, etc. etc., right? Right. But then things took a darker turn...

If this is true, uh... isn't that kind of the height of fucked up? Messing with someone's birth control? Being forced to remove your boss's NuvaRing is dreadful, for sure, but does it, or anything, really merit "Ha ha, surprise unwanted pregnancy!"?

You decide.