America's most beloved babydaddy Levi Johnston was on CBS's Early Show this morning to talk about—what else?—Sarah Palin. Now that he broke up with star-dancing girlfriend Bristol Palin again, he said he's sorry he said sorry to her mom.

We're glad that Levi cleared the air and said he wasn't a liar, because we really want to believe all the things he said about the Palins are true, and we really want to like him. But don't you have to think that he's even a little bit jealous that Bristol is going to make bank on Dancing with the Stars and he's going to get about $300 and a free haircut for his podunk reality show?