Today we looked at how middle school is absolutely useless. It is so useless! Well, most of the time. As one commenter demonstrated, one can learn a few important things in those awkward limbo years.
Middle school was when I realized that Francine Pascal was a lying bitch. The Wakefield twins can suck on my headgear drool.
Beloved YA author Francine Pascal: Lying bitch. There you have it.