Want the chance to to see the New Jersey Housewives sacrificing their honor for the high art of live theater? Now you can, as they take on Off-Broadway for a four night stint in My Big Gay Italian Wedding. Fabulous!

And guess who they're playing? Big, loud, obnoxious, drama-mongering members of an Italian family! At an Italian wedding! Such a stretch!

Teresa/Caroline/Jaqueline and company are appearing in the show from Sept 1st—4th. More info here. Somewhere, someplace, drama snobs are throwing down their dog-eared copies of Respect For Acting in rage (and then secretly snagging tickets to this).