Bedbugs Are Spreading Via Google Now

New York's bedbug panic is no longer confined to the hoi polloi: The superhuman cyborgs who work in Google's Gotham uber-office have found bedbugs at work. Google is infected. Repeat: Google. Is. Infected.

A Google marketer posted the news via Twitter about an hour ago:

Bedbugs Are Spreading Via Google Now

Business Insider was the first to pick up the news, which is now sure to spread quickly online and intensify New York's spreading bedbug panic. To be sure, we know of no actual "scientific" evidence of bedbugs spreading via the internet, much less through a search engine, but can you ever be too careful? We sure don't think so.