World's shortest man Khagendra Thapa Magar visited New York and "confessed he was taken by the city's tall blonde women." When a 22-inch man from Nepal says tall blondes are the hottest women, international beauty standards are officially fucked.
Outside the 102-story Empire State Building, Marjorie Longchamp snuggled the 18-year-old like he was a newborn and gave him a kiss.
"It was a spiritual thing," Longchamp said. "It was awesome. He just attracted me."
Though I find it surprising that a being with a brain the size of a thimble is capable of using language at all—much less expressing amorous intents—more power to him and his libido, I guess. Now here's a picture of Khagendra posing with a sausage at Katz's deli: