Anna Wintour Will Make 'Hell Freeze Over' If She Runs Into Tim Gunn at Fashion Week

Tim Gunn worries about running into Anna at Fashion Week. Angelina Jolie has barely any friends. 29-year-old Kim Kardashian gets Botox. Snooki insulted to be compared to Lindsay Lohan. TGIFriday gossip.

  • There was a rumor that Naomi Campbell was "difficult" at Tuesday's Vogue-run Fashion's Night Out runway show, so Anna Wintour released a statement: "Naomi was on time, professional, and a joy to work with." Then everyone in the room laughed until they cried, popped a laxative, chased it with champagne, and went back to hating each other. [P6]

  • Speaking of Nuclear Wintour, Tim Gunn expects "hell to freeze over" if he runs into her at Fashion Week. Anna's pissed about his trash-talking book in his new book. Gunn says he was merely speaking truth to power: "I'm just the only one brave enough to tell the truth. Lord knows hell would freeze over if I came face to face with her here, but I probably wouldn't be able to see past her handlers." [P6]

  • Back on planet Project Runway, Heidi Klum says this season's contestants are "softies" and drama queens. [Popeater]

  • "I don't have a lot of friends," poor misunderstood Angelina Jolie wailed, mascara-tinged tears streaming down her cheeks. Just kidding! She said it as an aside while explaining how important Brad Pitt is to her. [Us]

  • Snooki on the judge from her public nuisance court date comparing her to Lindsay Lohan: "I definitely thought it was harsh," she says. "I never drank and drove, I don't do drugs—I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard." How far LiLo has fallen: Even MTV's fake-baked mascot for classlessness doesn't want to be compared to her. [People]

  • 29-year-old Kim Kardashian gets Botox on camera for the next episode of her TV show. "Do I look younger?" she asks younger sister Khloe, batting her eyelashes. "Three to five days, sweetheart." Update: I originally identified Kim as 26. Khloe is 26, Kim is 29. [Us]

  • After 9-year-old Willow Smith released her first single yesterday (listen here) Jay-Z signed her to his record label: "It's rare to find an artist with such innate talent and creativity at such a young age. Willow is about to embark on an incredible journey." This child will own America before she hits puberty. [ArtsBeat]

  • Shelley Malil—who played one of Steve Carrell's coworkers in 40-Year-Old Virgin is on trial for stabbing his girlfriend 20 times with a knife. He took the stand yesterday to say it was a mistake: He thought he was stabbing someone else. Closing statements are expected early next week. [People]

  • An ex-boyfriend of Bachelorette star Ali Fedotowsky tried to sell pictures of her topless at a beer-soaked party, but—psyche!—she's only fifteen in the pictures, so they will never see the light of day. [Radar]

  • White House party crasher and Real Housewife of D.C. Michaele Salahi once sued her mother-in-law for $14,000 and won. Thanksgiving must be so awkward at their house. [Radar]

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