Yesterday Donald Trump offered to buy the site of the proposed "Ground Zero Mosque," thereby ending the "highly divisive situation." To end the highly annoying antics of Donald Trump and his PR minions, we hereby offer to buy his silence.
At right is the letter that we just faxed to Donald's Trump Tower office, offering him $10,000 to shut up for 30 days.
Donald: We're ready to sit down with you and finalize this agreement whenever you'd like. Call us at 646-214-8138 and let's make it happen!