Three employees at a veterinarian's office in Egg Harbor Township, NJ say they saw a man fall from the sky on Tuesday, sans parachute. An exhaustive search has turned up nothing. This is pretty disconcerting!
One of the employees told NBC Philadelphia she looked out the window and saw the man plummet to earth head-first: "You could see the arms and legs flailing and his clothes were blue, a dark blue like a navy, black and gray," Hale said. "There's no doubt that it was a person. We're 100 percent sure."
Police looked all day today but found no body. There are only a few possible explanations for this:
- Someone was hiding in the wheel bay of a plane and fell out
- Crazy movie-style mob hit
- Three office workers playing a prank/experiencing mass boredom-induced hallucination
- Jersey sucks so much it actually vacuumed a guy out of his airline seat (ZING).
- Second coming of Jesus