A user on crowd-sourced linkdump site Reddit posted a picture of his shapely "girlfriend's" new tattoo. Apparently she wasn't his girlfriend. Nice try, nerd.

Two weeks ago, Reddit user R66y started a thread titled, "My girlfriend (an art student) went away for the summer and came home with this tattoo, I don't even..." He included a picture of his art student girlfriend's (admittedly stupid) tattoo, a detail from Dali's "Temptation of St. Anthony"

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But it wasn't his girlfriend. According to one Reddit user who claims to be friends with her, the girl in the picture learned about the thread through her profile on the softcore porn site Suicide Girls. She posted a link to the thread on her Facebook profile, adding: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

And she sent a new picture to a Reddit user, which was posted yesterday:

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Remember, back in the 90s, when you used to go into AOL chat rooms and boast about all the blowjobs you got from the girlfriend you definitely did not have? Growing up on the Internet is so hard these days.