Bristol Palin made her long-awaited Dancing with the Stars debut tonight. She danced the Cha-Cha-Cha! She did not do it well! Yes, it turns out Palin is about as good at dancing as she is at using contraception. Watch inside.
Here's video of Palin's routine, during which she appeared frightened and frumpy around the stage like an unlovely lady lump, shook her finger at somebody, and—yeah, that's about it:
And here's an unintentionally funny moment that happened during the judges' comments portion of Palin's segment, featuring Bruno Tonioli and the word "virgin," among other things:
Palin received an 18/30, by the way. Will that be enough to keep her around for another week? For my job's sake, I hope so!
P.S. — Contrary to what TMZ had previously reported, Sarah Palin was NOT in tonight's audience. Quitter!