Seriously, New Yorker cartoon editors? You chose this as a finalist? And seriously, New Yorker readers? You voted for it?
Here are a few other hilarious captions we imagine must have almost made the cut:
- Uh oh, Gov. Paterson is trying to tax their cigarettes again!
- Quick, have the federal government wage a decades-long campaign of genocide and displacement against them!
- Dang redskins tryin' to steal my Blackberry!
Since when did Carlos Mencia start judging the New Yorker cartoon contest?
Update: Oh, also we should add that, as it's the New Yorker, this cartoon is probably meant to be an ironic commentary on the half-hearted reparations Indians have received in the form of the semi-autonomy which allows them to build casinos on their land, or something. But still—it's just dumb.