Delaware's anti-onanist Republican Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell went on Fox News' Hannity last night to face a grilling of softball questions. Among other things, she explained her teenage days as an evil witch. It's what teens did in the '80s!

We all remember the '80s. Old people watched Ronald Reagan in their underwear every night. Inflation was murdered. Hair was everywhere, and nowhere. And who can forget the Japanese economy?

But mostly, all the teens were terrible witches in the '80s, casting spells on each other instead of mere aspersions. "Who didn't do some questionable things in high school, and who doesn't regret the '80s, to some extent?" O'Donnell explains to Hannity. "I certainly do."

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That's a fine answer, campaign-wise. But Delaware's Witches are still waiting for their apology, Christine O'Donnell.