Before Brett MIchaels was courting strippers on reality TV, some recently unearthed photos reveal he was hookin' up with ladies who were just a bit more...zaftig. Yikes!


Brett Michaels on the right. On the left is Coach Bieste from Glee in better times.


Him: "Please let go. You're...hurting me!"
Her: "We can do this the easy way or the hard way."

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Rare Photos: Brett Michaels and His Harem of Homely Honeys from the '80s


"Hah! Headlock! Told ya you didn't want to do this the hard way."

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"Woo! This would be totally rad if I wasn't so horrified!"


Another clinger latches on.


Finally, Brett breaks free! Aww yeah ladies, who wants??


Aww yeah bro! She's definitely DTF.

[via Deadline Hollyweird]