Confused about why Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg gave $100 million to Newark schools just as an unflattering movie about him was hitting theaters? It's not what you think! Allow tabloid sexpert Andrea Peyser to break it down for you.
Facebook, older MySpace and upstart Twitter have led to divorce, disgrace and arrest, which helps explain why Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg handed $100 million in guilt money to Newark schools.
Bam! That's the sound of an idea hitting you like brick, a hard one. Zuckerberg gave money to the Newark schools...because Facebook has led to divorce. As well as disgrace, for Demi Moore, who put bikini photos on Facebook "a passive-aggressive strategy to hang on to her younger husband, Ashton Kutcher?"
PR strategy: broken down. Hissssssssssssssssssss.