The Spin Crowd took a trip to the Hamptons to rub elbows with the relevant elite like Kelly Rowland. Watch the class truly shine as the girls skinny-dip and leave a sad weave in their wake.

Jonathan bitchily asks, "Have you ever been to a $45 million house?" As Simon so eloquently states, "I'm not a Clampett." Touche, a Clampett would never have let a perfectly fine yet water-logged weave be washed away by the ocean. Kudos to the associate producer who shot that artful final shot amid the plastic surgery and overall tackiness.