Following Justin Bieber's acting debut on CSI, the burgeoning 16-year-old lesbian thespian is set to go into production on his own a 3D biopic. Video inside.

If Step Up 3D director, Jon Chu, who is helming the project has any interest in an honest portrayal of the pop stars influence on the majority of humanity, the trailer should look something like this.

[via Film Drunk]

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