Shocker: Christine O'Donnell Did Not Attend Oxford

Constantly masturbating hobbit-witch Christine O'Donnell, Delaware's Republican Senate candidate, notes on her LinkedIn page that she took a class on postmodernism at "University of Oxford." Fancy, except for the elitist subject matter! Anyway, she's lying.

The Washington Post's Greg Sargent reports:

O'Donnell's LinkedIn bio page lists "University of Oxford" as one of the schools she attended, claiming she studied "Post Modernism in the New Millennium." But it turns out that was just a course conducted by an institution known as the Phoenix Institute, which merely rented space at Oxford.

Bullshit. We all know that she went to Hogwarts.

(Oh man, that was easy.)