A Connecticut man was so drunk the other night that he crashed his truck into someone's house. It was his fourth time being busted for drunk driving. He also wore a t-shirt that says, "I have a drinking problem..."
50-year-old James J. Johnson last Wednesday night crashed his pickup truck into the home of Spencer Scully after swerving all over the place, according to the Worcester Telegram and Gazette. When police arrived, they asked Johnson why his breath smelled like booze, and he told them his brother had been drinking, but not him. Johnson was in the truck with only his dogs. When he opened the door, a beer can fell out, and according to a police report, cops found a device "commonly used to smoke marijuana" after searching the vehicle.
Fittingly, Johnson was wearing a shirt he picked up at Senor Frog's in Cancun.
[Image via Webster Police]