When Gisele Whispers 'Don't Leave' Into a Man's Ear, He Obeys

Gisele singlehandedly keeps a party alive by whispering sweet nothings. Britney's conservatorship is phasing out. Kelly Osbourne sees herself in a bikini and cries. John Oliver gets engaged. Monday gossip is impervious to seduction.

  • At French Vogue's Eyes Wide Shut masquerade ball (where Tyra Banks wore this) Gisele Bundchen kept the party alive by whispering into the deeay's ear at 1AM: "Don't leave, keep playing!" When Gisele whispers "Don't leave" into a man's ear at a French orgy-themed party, he obeys. The party carried on until 3AM, two hours longer than it was supposed to. [P6, image via Bauer-Griffin]

  • Kelly Osbourne cried when she saw picture of herself in a bikini, but in a good way: After losing 48 lbs., she shot a cover for Shape and had "never worn a bikini in my life before yesterday. I never even though of wearing one!" She wept because it was "thrilling." [Us]

  • When Gisele Whispers 'Don't Leave' Into a Man's Ear, He ObeysDiddy wore a kilt onstage in Glasgow. Tee hee, a man in skirt! [Us, image via Getty]

  • Britney Spears' conservatorship is phasing out, says Radar. Brit went to court on Thursday, apparently to reclaim her independence, but it will happen slowly and in phases. Control over her finances will be the last thing Britney gets. [Radar]

  • Arrested for assaulting his mother, R&B singer Mario's lawyer says it was all "an unfortunate incident between a loving son and a mother who continues to struggle with a devastating addiction." Mario now faces second-degree assault charges after he allegedly "used his hands and forearms and pushed her in the chest and shoulder area causing minor pain and discomfort," according to the police report. [CNN]

  • Real Housewives of New York was filming at the Pierre Hotel, and the crew was robbed of $30,000 of equipment. Probably a good Samaritan trying to save the world from witnessing whatever terror Kelly Bensimon and Alex McCord were cooking up inside the hotel. [P6]

  • Sony Music mogul and Mariah Carey ex-husband Tommy Mottola is working on a tell-all memoir. The Last Starmaker will contain his rag-to-riches story (raised in the Bronx!) and anecdotes about how he introduced Jennifer Lopez to Marc Anthony, thereby starting the world's first hot lady-zombie romance years before 28 Days Later came out. Always ahead of the curve, that Mottola! [P6]

  • Prison Break hottie Wentworth Miller wants to be a screenwriter and has already written two scripts. He majored in English at Princeton, so apparently he's qualified to do these things, and to be handsomer than everyone else when he does them. [USAToday]

  • Fred Armisen has apparently progressed to the public makeout phase of his relationship with SNL costar and Elisabeth Moss replacement girlfriend Abby Elliott. [P6]

  • The Daily Show's John Oliver got engaged to girlfriend Kate Norley, whom he met at the 2008 Republican National Convention. She was a medic in Iraq. Mazel tov! [People]