This video ad for a planned medical marijuana factory in Oakland, California is clearly trying to take pot dealing to a whole new level. In fact, all the talk of sterile, pest-free, Grade A hydroponic "medicine" is downright utopian.

It's also a little creepy. Do we really want bud going this corporate? How many years before we see one of these spots on television? And that's totally a fake British doctor's accent, right? In any case, it's nice that they're planning to make this place environmentally efficient, and maybe guard it with Navy SEALs, according to The Atlantic. We wouldn't want just anyone to be able to light up this sticky icky. Just users with legitimate, arguably medical issues (the whole state).