Angelina Jolie Forces Every Parent at Her Kids' School to Sign Confidentiality AgreementS

The Jolie-Pitt brood begins school in a fortress of solitude in Budapest. Jennifer Aniston is the world's most eligible single lady. Chelsea Handler goes on a date with 50 Cent. Tuesday gossip is ready to mingle.

  • The Jolie-Pitt kids started school this week in Budapest, where Angelina is making her directorial debut, filming a Bosnian love story. (Hungary is a better place to shoot film than Bosnia, maybe?) Shiloh, Pax, and Maddox were all seen going to school on Monday. (Zahara either evaded the paparazzi or skipped.) All parents and teachers at the school were ordered to sign confidentiality agreements with financial penalties if they talk to the press. (Just like the agreements servants sign!) Brad Pitt's in Boston filming Moneyball, so we'll assume the Hungarian fortress of educational solitude of Angie's doing. [Us, image via INF]

  • Danielle Staub's ex-husband is suing over her tell-all book. He already settled a defamation lawsuit against her over stuff she said in interviews. (Mostly the thing about him raping her with a gun, which he says didn't happen. Funny how people don't like being accused of raping ladies with guns!) This time around, he wants $10 million. [TMZ]

  • In a poll, Jennifer Aniston was voted "most eligible single woman in the world." My vote goes to Elin Nordegren. [VF]

  • Angelina Jolie Forces Every Parent at Her Kids' School to Sign Confidentiality AgreementSArnold Schwarzenegger's son took his shirt off, and he's a chiseled chip of the ol'—what? Seventeen years old? Is it even legal to look at these pictures? Here's the side-by-side comparison the Daily Mail made. [DailyMail, images via Splash and Daily Mail]

  • Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent got snuggly on what looks like a date in New Orleans, mere days after she went public about her relationship with a vodka-swilling musclebound pirate. She's either on a roll, or doing something weird for her TV show. [TMZ]

  • Good news: Ricky Gervais and girlfriend Jane Fallon lost a collective 40 lbs. by taking up jogging and cutting down on snacks. Bad news: "Now I've got to stop making jokes about fat people, which is annoying. When I was fat, it was okay." [People]

  • To quit smoking, Katherine Heigl used an electronic cigarette, which lets you "smoke" water vapor, thereby breaking your nicotine habit before forcing you to break your habitual smoking one. Quoth the actress: "Smoking sucks!" [Parade]

  • "Love has bloomed" between young tulip Rachel McAdams and 41-year-old chunk of petrified wood Michael Sheen. OK, just kidding, there's only ten years between them, but she plays younger and he played older (Tony Blair in The Queen) which is always confusing. [P6]

  • Silicone approximation of a middle-aged human Lisa Rinna is having one of her plastic surgeries reversed: Her silicone-injected lips have "started to define" her: "It gave everyone online permission to lambaste me. It hurts my feelings." She got the injection in 1986. Early internet adopter? [People]

  • Stevie Wonder went to a haunted house. "He was scared at some parts." They let him touch the actors' creepy facial prosthetics. [P6]

  • Slapstick comedian Norman Wisdom has died at the age of 95. At his peak in the 1950s, Charlie Chaplin is said to have considered Wisdom his "favorite clown." Here he in Trouble in Store, the 1953 movie that earned him a BAFTA. [Reuters]