Krystal Ball dressed as a naughty Santa at a party "right after college." Her then-husband wore a dildo on his nose and leash around his neck. Years later, Krystal decided to run for Congress in Virginia. Guess what happened next?

Krystal Ball is running as a Democrat in Virginia's solidly Republican first district, which means there's no way she'll win. Which is too bad, because how funny would it be if future history books had to include a paragraph about Krystal Ball's Great Dildo-Nosed Reindeer Scandal of 2010 ? Anyway, Krystal's 29 and graduated from UVA in 2003, which puts her squarely in the Facebook generation. So consider these nine pictures—which a right-wing blog dug up—our first glimpse at the coming ludicrous future where all political candidates have caches of embarrassing digital pictures lurking on the internet.

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