Electro-abs are not the answer! Another week, another story in the New York Times Style section about abs. Sure, you could slather $70 lotion all over your belly and maybe "tighten it up" a little bit. Or you could be like this dude Stefan Pinto (pictured) and chronicle your "bare midriff" on Twitter. But would you be able to look yourself in the mirror tomorrow?
We can't answer that for you.
Abs are just a bullshit vanity muscle. (That reminds us: stop doing curls, too). Abs never helped you beat a saber-toothed tiger or haul a boat over the Andes. You know who cares about abs? David Barton and Dave Zinczenko. If you your role models are David Barton and Dave Zinczenko, well, you're already beyond our help. But we can honestly tell you that the ab obsession is—like Spanx for men and needlessly fancy male underwear—just another way for the system to get rich by undermining you, as a man.