Steven Seagal: Lawman is back! And it's still basically Cops with a celebrity guest. Fresh off handing a homeless man $20, Seagal philosophized about his job and warrior mentality. Then, he sliced some bamboo with a sword! Video inside.

In other show info, perps shouted out, "Hey, you're Steven Seagal!" while getting handcuffed, which is something future generations will have to decipher and write papers about when studying culture in 2010.