Back in our day, you didn't get your first social networking presence until you were at least old enough to walk. But a new study shows 92 percent of American babies under 2 have a social networking presence.
This includes appearing in those albums from proud moms that clog up your Facebook feed, Flickr pictures, etc. (Some people even make babies their own Facebook profiles. These people are BAD PARENTS.) God, when these kids grow up they're going to find it impossible to run for political office because their opponents will keep digging up pictures of them vomiting on themselves, pooping their pants and crying.