Penis and Ass Enhancing Underwear to Hit British Store Shelves Next Week

British clothing chain Marks & Spencer has waded into the dong-enhancement game with its new Bodymax line of "frontal enhancement" underwear. They'll make your dick look 38 percent bigger! M&S also offers butt-lifting undies made of "cool, odour resistant fabric."

The head of M&S's men's underwear division, Dave Binns, told the Telegraph:

Our technologists have worked hard to engineer two styles that are comfortable to wear and that give real results. These pants provide a real confidence boost for men and we think they will prove popular with our customers."

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Penis and Ass Enhancing Underwear to Hit British Store Shelves Next Week