Old People Are Running Around Like Horny Teenagers

We already knew old people don't use condoms. But a new study shows that they're also big fans of their "friends with benefits." Figures. Casual sex is the perfect distraction from your fast-approaching death.

According to the study by Indiana University, about 23 percent of men over 50 said their last sexual encounter was with a "friend" or a "new acquaintance," according to the New York Times. But only 13 percent of women over 50 did it with a sexy friend. (The study suggests this difference is because men die quicker than women so there are less available partners for older women. Old age: You're either dead or hard-up.)

Old people's condomless cavorting actually makes teenagers look chaste and safe in comparison. Maybe a bunch of centenarians should have The Talk with our nation's 60-somethings.

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