Today at Gawker.TV, the local woman who photographed the McDonalds burger speaks, the series premiere of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time, Billy Bush implies that Audrina Patridge is slutty, and Will Arnett gives a steamy shirtless carwash for Andy Richter's enjoyment.
NYC Vegetarian Behind Unchanging McDonalds Photos Speaks to Good Morning America
Sally Davies bought a burger and fries from McDonalds six months ago, which to this day show no signs of decay. Watch as the noted vegetarian shares her findings with GMA, thus rendering McDonalds inedible. Well, not really.
Running Wilde Gets Selfish and Shirtless
Last night's episode of Running Wilde featured its two main characters acting like completely self-absorbed and oblivious cock-teases. Who were the recipients of these theoretical blue balls? A junior high school student and Andy Richter. Warning: shirtless Will Arnett ahead!
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time is 30 Minutes of Pop-Culture Filled Hilarity
Last night Nick Swardson's Pretend Time made it's debut on Comedy Central. The show had everything that Swardson had promised: Wheelchair Cat, the uncomfortable Donkey Sex Club, the return of the Gay Robot—and so much more. Videos inside.
Some Straight Talk From Bruce Willis On Between Two Ferns
In the latest installment on Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis learns a thing or two about what's coming his way with new-found celebrity from a man who's clearly been there and done all of that, John McClane himself, Bruce Willis.
Billy Bush Cannot Stop Implying that Audrina Patridge is a Slut
Today Billy Bush implied that Audrina Patridge is a woman of loose morals. He stated she "must be agile" since she was on The Hills, and follows up her comment about "club dancing experience," inquiring if she means table dancing.