At around 9:55pm Chile time, Luis Urzua became the last miner to be rescued from the San Jose Mine. Here's video of Urzua emerging from the "Phoenix" rescue vehicle and hugging Chilean president Sebastián Piñera.

The miners may have been rescued from the mine, but we have all been rescued from having to watch Eliot Spitzer and Kathleen Parker's bumbling breaking news coverage on CNN. Viva Chile!

(As for those six rescue workers still in the mine. Yes, we have already forgotten about you.)