Need a Halloween costume, but don't want to dress any differently than your usual woefully stereotypical fauxhemian garb? American Apparel has you covered.

The Frisky directs us to the useful fact that AA now sells Halloween costumes! They are simply normal American Apparel clothes with fancifully themed titles. Observe:

High School Wrestler

You May Already Own an American Apparel Halloween Costume

Dead Ballerina

You May Already Own an American Apparel Halloween Costume

Plastic Doll

You May Already Own an American Apparel Halloween Costume

Lonely Lady

You May Already Own an American Apparel Halloween Costume

Dov Charney

You May Already Own an American Apparel Halloween Costume

The last one we made up. It could work, though.

[The Frisky]