If you missed this week's Jersey Shore, you missed many things: JWoww's reinterpretation of the concept of "clothing," Sammi's belief that she is passably Asian, and the Situation's ability to drive women out of his and Pauly's arms. Video inside.
After planning a huge night out on the town, our tanned heroes found themselves embroiled in conflict less than an hour after getting into the club and are asked to leave. To make up for this, two women passing on the street were invited to come home to try on some pajamas. The results were decidedly ridiculous.
If it has taken anyone this long to realize that Mike has a tendency to repel women, we have more serious problems on our hands. With only one episode left in the season, here's hoping Situation can sort out his situation.
Until next week, kids!