Republican Kentucky Senate candidate Rand Paul had some wacky adventures in college with his secret society. One time he tied up a woman and made her worship the "Aqua Buddha". All used as fodder for this trippy campaign commercial.
Paul's Opponent, Democrat Jack Conway just has an innocent question: Why does Rand Paul want to destroy all churches and replace them with altars to his ancient god, then force Americans to have obedience chips implanted into their cortex so they will bow before it? Seek the answer in marijuana, Jack. Lots of pot and LSD. [TPM]