Do you remember the mysterious lights that floated over Manhattan last week? The "official explanation" was that the UFOs were "wedding balloons" from the so-called "town" of "Westchester." Well, guess what, sheeple: The same lights just showed up in Texas.

These three lights hovered over the skies in El Paso, Texas, the other night! What, is this alleged "Westchester" in Texas, now? According to "the authorities" it was an "air show." Yeah, sure, an air show... for aliens.

[via Mediaite]