Nudist Colony Reality Show in the Works, Thank God

A casting call has gone out looking for seven people to go work at a Florida nudist colony and have their lives taped, to figure out what happens when people stop being polite and start being naked all the time.

Whoever gets cast on the show, it'll be nice to see your parents on TV, I'm sure, even if they're just in the background. Though, this is one of those dubious reality casting things that I doubt will ever actually get made into an real program. I mean, what network would this be on? Maybe it's just HBO quietly reviving Real Sex? (Oh please let HBO revive Real Sex, and Cathouse while they're at it.) As it stands now, the show is called The Nak'd Truth and will be filmed at the Caliente Resort in Land O' Lakes, FL, right near beautiful downtown Tampa. So, pretty gross about the whole Land O' Lakes/butter thing, but I guess if you're going to have a show like this, the only real place it could be filmed would be Central Florida, known to Spanish explorers as "The Devil's Grundle."

Will you audition? Producers say "camera crews will film people from the side or from the chest up. Private parts will be blurred." Well, first things first. If we're going to be talking about a nudist/naturist show, let's stop calling them "private parts." And speaking of the filthy organs (much better, right?), how are we going to deal with the fact that, according to an old episode of Real Sex anyway, most people at nudist colonies are, well, not exactly fit young hardbodies? The mind reels.

[Miami Herald]