This is the Obamarator, a vibrator modeled after the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. It can be yours! All you have to do is write a dirty story starring the Commander in Chief.
We're going to give away the Obamarator—"your personal stimulus package"— that was sent to our office today to the commenter who writes the best erotic story about the POTUS in the comments of this post. It can be a personal fantasy, a harlequin scene between Barack and his lovely wife Michelle, a bit of gay slashfic starring Obama and Joe Biden, or even the script for a porn parody starring Mr. Obama and Ms. Sarah Palin of Alaska. Let your imagination run wild!
We'll pick a winner later this week and that very lucky commenter will get both the Obamarator as well as a pack of batteries to keep the little toy humming for the rest of Obama's presidency. If you don't have a commenter account, find out how to get one here. As always Standard Contest Rules apply.
Oh, and don't worry, we won't even take the toy out of the box, so it will be nice and "sanitary" when it arrives.