Starlet Apologizes for Being Too Sexy, and Other Improbable Events

Dianna Agron would rather wear warpaint. Christina Aguilera's mysterious trip to the ER. Kanye West replaces his teeth with diamonds. Thursday gossip "just thought they were cooler."

  • Dianna Agron wrote a careful apology for Glee's racy GQ photoshoot on her blog: "If you are hurt or these photos make you uncomfortable, it was never our intention. And if your eight-year-old has a copy of our GQ cover in hand, again I am sorry. But I would have to ask, how on earth did it get there? […] These aren't photos I am going to frame and put on my desk, but hey, nor are any of the photos I take for magazines. Those are all characters we've played for this crazy job, one that I love and am so fortunate to have, each and every day. If you asked me for my dream photo shoot, I'd be in a treehouse, in a wild costume, war-paint and I'd be playing with my pet dragon." [Dianna Agron's Tumblr, GQ]

  • Starlet Apologizes for Being Too Sexy, and Other Improbable EventsUs scored the first look at Jennifer Lopez's two-year-old twins' Gucci "spokesbabies" debut. Apparently Gucci donated $1,050,000 to charity to coax the Lopez-Antonys into doing this. [Us]

  • Rachel Zoe is either four months pregnant with a boy, "pregnant [and] passing up champagne," or "not at all" pregnant and tearing open her clothes to reveal her "flat stomach" to anyone who asks. [E!, P6, People]

  • Beyonce's mom says the rumor about her daughter being pregnant isn't true. [TMZ]

  • In the days before her divorce from Jordan Bratman, Christina Aguilera "made a late-night trip to a Los Angeles hospital" because she "was bleeding from the mouth and had a busted lip… Jordan told the nurses she had fallen down." [Radar]

  • Kanye West on replacing his bottom row of teeth with diamonds: "I just thought they were cooler." I'm not sure I believe Kanye's claim that his new sparkly smile is "not a grill" but "really my real teeth," but whatever, it's kind of interesting, I guess. [DailyMail]

  • Eva Longoria was in a two-car pile-up on Hollywood Boulevard, the street in Los Angeles that is paved with dreams and the blood of celebrities who suck at driving. Eva and the other car's passenger are both fine. [TMZ]

  • When Lindsay Lohan goes back to court tomorrow, she could be jailed for up to one year for failing a drug test after her last conditional release from jail. She's in rehab now, and will probably beg to stay there. [Radar]

  • Dallas Mavericks owner and mouthy billionaire Mark Cuban is "turning into a mentor" for The Situation. I can't decide if this will end in mirth or tragedy. [P6]

  • Jenna Jameson wants to be on a Broadway: "I am in talks with the Rock of Ages producers, and I'm praying I get the role. Broadway has always been a dream of mine ever since I was a little girl." EGOT material. [P6]

  • In other Jersey Shore news, J-Woww turned down Playboy's $400K offer for nudie pics: "There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probaby see soon." Sex tape? [Popeater]