Dianna Agron would rather wear warpaint. Christina Aguilera's mysterious trip to the ER. Kanye West replaces his teeth with diamonds. Thursday gossip "just thought they were cooler."

  • Dianna Agron wrote a careful apology for Glee's racy GQ photoshoot on her blog: "If you are hurt or these photos make you uncomfortable, it was never our intention. And if your eight-year-old has a copy of our GQ cover in hand, again I am sorry. But I would have to ask, how on earth did it get there? […] These aren't photos I am going to frame and put on my desk, but hey, nor are any of the photos I take for magazines. Those are all characters we've played for this crazy job, one that I love and am so fortunate to have, each and every day. If you asked me for my dream photo shoot, I'd be in a treehouse, in a wild costume, war-paint and I'd be playing with my pet dragon." [Dianna Agron's Tumblr, GQ]

  • Starlet Apologizes for Being Too Sexy, and Other Improbable EventsUs scored the first look at Jennifer Lopez's two-year-old twins' Gucci "spokesbabies" debut. Apparently Gucci donated $1,050,000 to charity to coax the Lopez-Antonys into doing this. [Us]

  • Rachel Zoe is either four months pregnant with a boy, "pregnant [and] passing up champagne," or "not at all" pregnant and tearing open her clothes to reveal her "flat stomach" to anyone who asks. [E!, P6, People]

  • Beyonce's mom says the rumor about her daughter being pregnant isn't true. [TMZ]

  • In the days before her divorce from Jordan Bratman, Christina Aguilera "made a late-night trip to a Los Angeles hospital" because she "was bleeding from the mouth and had a busted lip… Jordan told the nurses she had fallen down." [Radar]

  • Kanye West on replacing his bottom row of teeth with diamonds: "I just thought they were cooler." I'm not sure I believe Kanye's claim that his new sparkly smile is "not a grill" but "really my real teeth," but whatever, it's kind of interesting, I guess. [DailyMail]

  • Eva Longoria was in a two-car pile-up on Hollywood Boulevard, the street in Los Angeles that is paved with dreams and the blood of celebrities who suck at driving. Eva and the other car's passenger are both fine. [TMZ]

  • When Lindsay Lohan goes back to court tomorrow, she could be jailed for up to one year for failing a drug test after her last conditional release from jail. She's in rehab now, and will probably beg to stay there. [Radar]

  • Dallas Mavericks owner and mouthy billionaire Mark Cuban is "turning into a mentor" for The Situation. I can't decide if this will end in mirth or tragedy. [P6]

  • Jenna Jameson wants to be on a Broadway: "I am in talks with the Rock of Ages producers, and I'm praying I get the role. Broadway has always been a dream of mine ever since I was a little girl." EGOT material. [P6]

  • In other Jersey Shore news, J-Woww turned down Playboy's $400K offer for nudie pics: "There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probaby see soon." Sex tape? [Popeater]